
NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double.
”We’re very excited to have Fred onboard,” said a Weekend At Bernie’s producer. ”This movie will see deceased Bernie be elected to Parliament and the team behind him will manipulate him into delivering on their agenda.”
”Fred being the method actor that he is has been studying for this role for years.”
When reached for comment Fred Nile did not speak to The (un)Australian instead he merely waved our reporter off.
At the time he and his wife were practicing for an upcoming three legged race with his wife tied to Fred.
Mark Williamson
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