Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately.
The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that they will build a Bolt proof fence and get Victoria to pay for it.
Tasmania did consider going in on the fence, however, they decided to instead remind Bolt that Bass Strait is full of sharks. Sharks that love to devour white meat.
When asked why they felt the need to reject Bolt’s overtures, the State of South Australia said: ”A lot of people feel we are behind the times in South Australia, however, even we aren’t as backward looking as Bolt.”
”Maybe he could try Queensland, they like their creepy weirdos up there. He’d fit in well on the Gold Coast.”
Mr Bolt could not be reached for comment as he was busy proclaiming on his TV show, radio show and various newspaper columns that he was being silenced by the leftist media.
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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