National Pedo Apologists League To Meet In Sydney Today

The National Pedo Apologists League (NPAL) will meet in Sydney today for their annual catch up where they will take the time to remember the legacy of Cardinal George Pell. A man the league says: ”Touched us all.”

”It’s been awhile since we all got together and reminisced about the good times,” said an NPAL Spokesperson. ”Will be good to see all the usual faces, I hear Bettina Arndt will be there and keen to read some of her prose.”

”Pity we booked a venue that is 18+.”

When asked why such a league exists and goes to such lengths to protect someone such as Pell, the Spokesperson said: ”The Cardinal was a great man and no court found him guilty, well none that weren’t high.”

”He touched so many people you know, it’s such a shame that he will no longer be able to keep touching people.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and help poor Andrew Bolt, the Cardinal’s death has left him in a very dark place, and no, I’m not talking about Sky News’ ratings.”

Mark Williamson


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