Melbourne Voted Most Livable City For Nazi’s

The Victorian capital of Melbourne has this week been named the World’s most livable city for Nazi’s. The news came as footage went around the World of a group of Nazi’s being chaperoned in front or Parliament house by the Victorian police force.

”Great place Melbourne, so much to do, there’s protests to crash and the police go out of their way to help you,” said Box Hill based Nazi Tiny Jim. ”Good bunch of people those Vic coppers, they really laid into those people opposing us.”

”I felt so comfortable out there I almost took off my mask.”

When asked why they decided to march and salute on the steps of parliament, Box Hill Nazi Tiny Jim said: ”We’ve been working on our coordinated little marches for months now.”

”We were hoping to get a float up for the Mardi Gras, but the police got the last spot and we missed out.”

”They did offer for us to join up with them but our all black costume clashed with their navy blue.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to protest the local library. They’re having drag Queens reading to kids, haven’t they learned anything from history.”

Mark Williamson


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  1. Nazis in this context is a plural. No apostrophe required.


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