NSW Liberals File A Missing Persons Report For Peter Dutton

With the NSW election on Saturday worried NSW Liberal party members have filed a missing persons report after federal opposition leader Peter Dutton has not been seen in the State since the election was called.

”Albo’s been everywhere with Minns, something must be up for Peter to not turn up,” said a worried Liberal party member. ”I mean he does know to win an election he needs to win seats in NSW, right?”

”Can’t win it just in Queensland and we know how toxic he is in Victoria.”

When asked for comment on his disappearance from the campaign, a Spokesperson from Peter Dutton’s office said: ”Peter has been very busy lately what with AUKUS and having to disagree with Anthony Albanese on everything.

”He will get down to NSW at some stage, maybe not this election, but definitely before the next one.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to organising Peter’s travel. It’s hard to get him directly to Canberra without going through NSW.”

Mark Williamson


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