Under fire former Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, has called current Opposition leader Peter Dutton to tell him of his plan of how they can win back Government with the signature policy, Robodebt 2 electric boogaloo.
”Scotty is very excited about his plan to get us back into Government as well as wreak havoc on all the dole bludgers who ratted him out to the Royal Commission,” said a Liberal party insider. ”You should have seen the look in his eyes when he thought of vengeance.”
”He got all biblical, quoting about an eye for an eye this and Royal Commission that.”
When asked what Robodebt 2 electric boogaloo was all about, the Liberal party insider said: ”Revenge and spite mostly, also something to do with tasers and electro shock therapy.”
”You’ll really have to ask Scott all about it as most of us forgot to turn up to his meeting where he explained it.”
”I think Alex Hawke knows the details.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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