The Opposition’s minister for various affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told friends how he inadvertently watched a Pornhub soccer shower scene on the weekend believing it to be Channel 7’s coverage of the Matildas v France World cup game.
”It’s easy to get these things confused, the video started off in the changerooms so I assumed it was the pre-game coverage,” said the member for New England. ”I was impressed with the amount of effort they were putting into massage.”
”I said to Vicki, these girls won’t be cramping up towards the end.”
When asked at what point did he realise that he had watched a porno instead of a football match, the member for New England said: ”Well, the next day Littleproud was talking about the girl going down in the box and his description differed to what I saw.”
”Anyway, these things happen, jog on, and to the Matildas I say if you need a firm set of hands to help you warm up then just call me, I am ready and willing.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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