Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has had his episode of the ABC show Kitchen Cabinet delayed until a toxicologists report can come back and report on what sort of mushroom Peter used in his casserole.
”It was all going swimmingly, Dutts had even invited Sussan and Angus along, until it came time to serve the casserole and Dutts started laughing maniacally as he added the mushrooms,” said an unnamed crew member. ”After that no one really felt like eating.”
”He assured us that he’d picked them up at the shops, but couldn’t say which shop, just an unnamed Chinese shop in Melbourne.”
When asked what we could expect to be discussed on the show, the unnamed crew member said: ”Annabel Crabb tries to make him human, does a good job especially after she convinced him to pat the dog rather than strangle it.”
”We see around his humble little hobby farm, his barns, sheds, torture dungeon, you know the usual stuff.”
”Anyway, gotta head, this week we’re filming with Barnaby Joyce, I think he wants us to meet him at Armidale Maccas.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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