Prominent adulterer and the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has boasted to colleagues of the interest in his upcoming shotgun wedding. With magazine titles such as Women’s Weekly and Sporting Shooter battling it our for the coverage rites.

”Barnaby is very excited about the interest in his upcoming wedding,” said a friend of the couple. ”He’s hoping to score a nice little pay day and maybe enough goodwill to have another run at the leadership.”

”A Dutton Joyce ticket would really be throwing red meat out to the base.”

When asked if he seriously thought that the Australian people would give him another chance, Mr. Joyce’s friend said: ”Everyone loves a comeback story.”

”The little Aussie battler who sought to find the latest love of his life and defy all odds to marry her.”

”This is going to be the best wedding of the year, and as for the bucks party, oh boy, here’s hoping those photos don’t come out.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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