Australia’s favourite billionaire, according to low rating news channel Sky News Australia, Gina Rinehart, has booked the Federal court for her families Christmas lunch.
”The Federal court is a wonderful place to hold an event,” said a friend of the family. ”It has everything you could ever need for a lovely day,”
”Whether it be, salt, pepper, a restraining order, you name it, they’ve got it.”
When asked why Gina and her children were estranged, the family friend said: ”Oh, they’re not estranged they just don’t see each other that often.”
”Besides, Gina’s house is so big that you could walk around for a year without seeing anyone. Who knows, maybe her kids are just lost.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Gina’s car needs a wash I must call Peter Dutton to come over and do it.”
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