Opposition leader (LOL) Peter Dutton has said: ”Who?” When asked today about the whereabouts of his shadow Indigenous Affairs minister Jacinta Nampijimpa Price.
”I’m not sure who this Jacinta person is that you are asking about,” said the Opposition leader. ”I know we have a Sussan and a Dan on our front bench but Jacinta does not ring a bell.”
”Is she a friend of Michaela’s? Or one of Barnaby’s ex’s?”
When told that the Jacinta in question was his shadow Indigenous Affairs minister, Mr Dutton said: ”Oh, that Jacinta, well she’s had a big year so we have given her some time to sit back and relax.”
”We will bring her back when the time is white, err, right.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m sure the Prime Minister is off doing something that I can object to.”
Mark Williamson
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