Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has told fans/journalists how he longs for a white Christmas, one in which he can deck the halls with boughs of misogyny, err, holly.
”I am an old fashioned type of bloke and a big fan of the colour white,” said the Dark Lord. ”So, this year as I sit in my palatial mansion overlooking my grounds I dream of seeing nothing but white.”
”I do live in Queensland but, I’m not alone there of dreaming of a white Christmas.”
When asked what he was hoping next year would bring for the Country, the Dark Lord said: ”Instead of ho ho ho I want to see more no no no!”
”I want the best for Australia, I want an economy run by Angus Taylor, Sussan Ley or Michalia Cash representing us on the World stage and our water being sold off by the Nationals.”
”2024 will be a great year even if I have to oppose every single idea and proposition that the Government puts forward.”
”I will tear this country down, only to build it back up the white way.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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