Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the nuclear energy plan that the Coalition’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has been working on is finally ready to be released to the public.
”Gina’s a very busy person, what with looking after her swimmers and suing her children, so, it took her a little longer than expected to draft our nuclear policy, ” said a Coalition insider. ”But, it’s here now and I look forward to News Corp and the ABC doing a good job selling it to the Nation.”
When asked why the Coalition was so adamantly for nuclear and opposed to renewables, the Coalition insider said: ”Gina doesn’t own any renewables.”
”I mean if those wind farmers or solar dudes want to sling us some cash in the form of donations then maybe we can do something.”
”But, as it is, vote Peter you get Gina.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Gina asked me to get in touch with her kids, she has a subpoena for them.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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