The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election.
”Vote For Us Or Linda Will Sue”
”It really shows what we are all about,” said a Coalition Spokesperson. ”People love Linda so they will do all they can to make sure she is happy.”
When asked how the party planned to counter the perception that they are anti-women, given that one of their Senators is suing a victim of rape, the Coalition Spokesperson said: ”Linda is a woman, simple.”
”And don’t forget her mate, Janet at The Australian, cross Linda and she will go you.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, a big week is ahead of us and I need to sift through Albo’s garbage bins for dirt.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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