The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, made sure to thank his traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, before delivering his speech at the Bush Summit that was held this week.
”I’m an old fashioned bloke who believes in tradition,” slurred the member for New England. ”Gina is just a top chick, always willing to do what’s best for herself and the country.”
”She’s always one of the first to put her hand in her pocket for a good cause, like me.”
When asked whether his friendship with the billionaire miner had any influence on his politics, the shadow minister for home and foreign affairs said: ”Absolutely not, who put you up to that one?”
”Gina and I, yes we’re friends, but we don’t always see eye to eye.”
”Why just the other day Gina and I got into a heated discussion over lunch, we debated for hours over whether or not to have a coffee or an Irish coffee after dessert.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Gina has asked me to run a few errands for her. You don’t know where I can score a horse head from, do you?”
Mark Williamson
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