Greens poster boy, Max Chandler-Mather, has apologised to his colleagues after missing a party meeting due to being distracted by a mirror.

”The Albanese Government needs to stop doing whatever they are doing and focus on the big issues, like removing all mirrors from Parliament house.” said Green’s leader Adam Bandt. ”How is Max supposed to get any work done with all these mirrors about.”

”Peter Dutton would get rid of the mirrors.”

When asked why the Greens were hell bent on stopping the Government rather than working with them, Green’s leader Bandt said: ”Albo needs to come to the table, we aren’t asking for much, just a few more houses, compulsory drum circles in schools and mandatory veganism.”

”It’s not too much to ask.”

”My dear friend Peter has promised me all this plus a special island that me and all my friends can live on together in harmony. Ever heard of Murora Atoll?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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