Australia’s de facto Prime Minister, according to the ABC and News Corp, Peter Dutton, has today issued an edict that when he becomes official PM he will anoint low-rating Sky News Australia host, Peta Credlin, Governor General of Australia.

”Peta is an outstanding Australian and someone I have a lot of time for,” said the Opposition leader. ”Often I am in a situation and I think what would Peta do, and lo and behold she rings me and tells me what to do.”

”I shudder to think where I’d be as a person without Peta or Gina.”

When asked why he was taking advice from someone who failed whilst in Government to such an extent that her own party knifed her, the Opposition leader said: ”Peta and Tony did not fail they were great leaders and Australia has never been in better shape than under their leadership.”

”That evil Malcolm Turnbull was the cause of their downfall and boy will he pay when I am PM.”

”Can’t wait to see Malcolm and all those who mocked me locked up in the stocks and pelted with rotten fruit.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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