This afternoon King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, will visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon for the red carpet industry.
”It’s such an honour for the King to grace us with his presence,” said Royal Watcher 96 year-old Bert Outoftouch. ”Good to see a bit of pomp and ceremony and the good old Union Jack, what what.’
”I do hope Queen Camilla will clear quarantine in time for the trip.”
Whilst a draft itinerary for the trip has been released it is yet to be finalised.
The only confirmed meeting for the King is a visit with the Nation’s traditional owners, Gina Rinehart and Rupert Murdoch.
Mark Williamson
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I saw the headline and I thought the story was going to be about Dylan Mulvaney responding to an invitation from Anthony Albanese to join with him when he “participates” in the next mardi gras. Clickbait!
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Ok Boomer.
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Oooh! Sensitive little soul aren’t we?
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Not really, you’re the spanker commenting on our post.
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Well I guess I could say that you are the (insert noun of your choice here) reacting to my comment! Next time I will be mindful of your need for approbation and reward your effort with an elephant stamp.
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