Australian Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has angrily snarled at reporters that he will release the details of his nuclear plan the minute that his ”mentor” Gina Rinehart dictates it to him.
”The press in this country need to learn some respect for my authority,” said the Opposition leader. ”How dare they ask me questions like, where are the details, how much will it cost and please for the love of God let my loved ones go.”
”I’ll let your loved ones go when I’m good and ready and sitting in the lodge.”
When asked why he said he’d release the details of his nuclear policy before the budget then not do so, Mr Dutton said: ”Again with the questions, such disrespect.”
”My dearly beloved mentor Gina will get to dictating to me my nuclear policy the minute she’s done with the bloody art gallery.”
”How dare these artists mock dear Gina. I swear the minute I am Prime Minister artists will be first against the wall. Well, all of them except for Ken Done, he’s done some lovely work with bedspreads.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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