Peter Dutton’s muse, Gina Rinehart, has declared that Australia would be a much better place if it were all mine. In an off camera rant, allegedly recorded at a McDonald’s drive thru.
”I stand by what I said, this country should be mine,” said the Patron of the Australian Swimming team and also the National Party, Gina Rinehart. ”We need to drill baby, drill and dig and dig until we reach China.”
”Think of the children and more importantly the royalties.”
When asked if she meant the country needs to mine more, or, if she thought the country should be mine as in hers, the billionaire heiress said: ”Both!”
”For too long we have seen the woke left destroy this country that I have worked so hard to inherit.”
‘”Well no more. Australia you will vote for my favourite politician Peter Dutton. He knows that when I say jump to say how high.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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