Australia’s next PM, according to the Nation’s journalists, as opposed to opinion polls, Peter Dutton, has announced that he will, within his first week of being PM rename the Great Australian Bight, the Great Australian Gina.
”It’s high time we as a Nation stop knocking down tall poppies and start honouring them,” said the Opposition leader. ”Gina has done so much for me, err, I mean the country.”
”Naming the Great Australian Bight after her and giving her the mining rights to accompany it is something that should have been done a long time ago.”
When asked if this move like a lot of his policies was inspired by the Trump campaign, Mr Dutton said: ”Did Albo put you up to that one?”
”I’m sick of the malicious slurs that Labor keep throwing my way.”
”Slime bag conmen like Chris Bowen need to be brought back in to line and campaign with a bit of decorum.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to mow Gina’s front lawn, her Gardeners don’t work on rainy days.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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