Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly.
”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,” said Sky News’ lead spear chucker, Andrew Bolt. ”Sure, Mr Albanese may have won the election but he didn’t get the entire nation to vote for him.”
”Everyone who tunes into my show does so of their own free will, all 12 of them.”
When asked why the Network was so passionately right-wing when the election result shows that they are drastically out of touch with mainstream Australia, Mr Bolt said: ”Are you saying Myself and Michael Kroger are out of touch?”
”Why I have my finger on the pulse, admittedly it’s to make sure my guests are still breathing, but still.”
”You want someone who is out of touch, look no further than our alleged Prime Minister. There’s a man who’s out of touch.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see if my local council will allow me to run a fox hunt on my estate.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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