Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill.
”Our viewers, all 7 of them, are demanding a response form the Albanese Government to dear leader Donald Trumps’ big beautiful bill,” said Sky News Commentator Andrew bolt. ”We need a bill that gives tax breaks to those that truly need it, like Gina Rinehart.”
”A bill to make Australia great again, like it was in the 1950’s.”
When asked why the network was in favour of a bill that seemingly took from the poor and gave to the rich, Mr Bolt said: ”We cater to our audience, yes there is not many of them but they are very wealthy.”
”Besides, who cares what the poor think, they voted in this Government they can live with it.”
”Whereas I shall sit in my ivory tower and throw rocks at it.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m holding a meeting of my fan club, we have a lovely venue picked out, it’s in the city and is apparently Melbourne’s last phone booth.”
Mark Williamson
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