Australia’s kebab shops have reported a record breaking day of trade last Sunday, following the million moron anti-immigration marches that were held around the country.
”Mate, what a day, we have sold more kebabs today then we have in the last 4 weeks,” said a Sydney kebab shop owner. ”With the Sydney marathon on I didn’t expect to do much trade, those runners tend to pig out on sushi or smoothies post-race.”
”But, these anti-immigration blokes, they love their kebabs.”
When asked how they treated shop workers, given the anger associated with their rally, the Sydney kebab shop owner said: ”No worse than than a usual Saturday night crowd.”
”Besides, those that got a bit rowdy got the ‘special’ sauce in their kebabs.”
”You know the garlic sauce that we keep outside the fridge all week.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to stock up on felafel and hummus, those ralliers really wiped us out of those. Didn’t go through much tomato sauce though.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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