Opposition leader (for now), Sussan Ley, has promised to add an extra S to her name in an effort to turn around her shockingly low polling numbers.

”To the people of Australia, I have listened and I have learnt, you will start to see a whole new Susssan,” said the interim Opposition leader. ”Heck, why stop at one extra S, maybe I’ll add two or three.;;

”Susssssan will definitely be on the tips of the peoples tongues.”

When asked when the Coalition was going to stop fighting amongst themselves and actually focus on holding the Government to account, Susssan said: ”I’m calling out the Prime Minister now, why is there only one S in Albanese?”

”I think the people deserve a Prime Minister who listens to numerologists rather than so called experts.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Kmart to help Angus Taylor pick out some new knives. He said he will need them in the not too distant future.”

Mark Williamson

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