
Low-rating cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that the Government defund the national broadcaster after one of their reporters dared to ask President Trump a question at a press conference.
”How dare these smarmy inner-city lefties dare to ask President Trump a question,” ranted Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”Don’t they know that when meeting a President you open with a compliment, like, looking good today Mr President, so virile and orange.”
”From there you can ask a question, like, Mr President why are you so, so great?”
When asked why President Trump was so sensitive to being asked questions, Mr Bolt said: ”A man as great and virile as President Trump shouldn’t be questioned, he’s making America great you know.”
”Besides, why aren’t the ABC holding our Government to account?”
”I didn’t vote for Mr Albanese, neither did Peta or Paul, then who did?”
”We need to investigate this potential electoral fraud.”
Mark Williamson
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