Exiled Liberal, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, has spoken up in defence of her colleague, Andrew Hastie, after he called unnamed members of the Coalition Muppets. With Senator Price saying that she would have called them worse.

”I feel that Andrew was very reserved in his criticism, he didn’t call anyone the C word, when let’s face it the party room is full of them,” said Senator Price. ”I mean just have a look at Ted, what a tool and don’t get me started on Sussan.”

”I should get a Netflix deal to roast my colleagues.”

When asked why anyone would vote for the Coalition at the moment given the level of infighting, Senator Price said: ”The Coalition is like a family, sure it’s the Manson’s but still we do stand for family values.”

”Why just look at Barnaby Joyce, he loves families so much that he has started multiple families.”

”So, to the people of Australia I say watch this space, Prime Minister Price, has a nice ring to it, eh.”

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