Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has responded to unrest in the Coalition by urging colleagues to consider an open marriage, or perhaps swinging.

”Monogamy is a thing of the past, we need to get out and explore new ideas, meet new people,” said the member for New England. ”Sticking with the same partner and not broadening your horizons leaves you stuck at home getting net-zero.”

”And who wants that?”

When asked if there is a real chance that the Coalition could split, the member for New England said: ”Who knows, I mean some of us have been seeing other people, but more on the sly than anything more formal.”

”Marriages come and go, so don’t mourn that it’s over just hope that you don’t get hit too hard in the divorce.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to chat with Pauline, I’m keen to explore her back door, I mean her way to back door me into One Nation.”

Mark Williamson

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