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• ScoMo Refuses To Comment On Whether Or Not He’s Still Secret PM

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s former Finance, Health and Resources Minister Scott Morrison has refused to comment on whether or not he has been secretly sworn in as Prime Minister. ”Look, I won’t be commentating at this time but let’s just say my days… Read More ›

• Hunt Credits COVIDSafe App For Keeping Phones Virus-Free

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  With the decommissioning of the COVIDSafe contact tracing app yesterday, the UnAustralian has spoken to former Federal Minister for Health and Rhyming Slang, Greg Hunt. “The COVIDSafe app was a resounding success,” said Mr Hunt as he dropped off his… Read More ›

• Dutton Calls On Chinese Checkers To Be Renamed Freedom Checkers

  By theunozblog on 11/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›

• NSW Premier Personally Apologises To John Barilaro For Any Inconvenience Caused By The Train Strikes

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›

• Peta Credlin’s Viewers, All 3 Of Them Want Her In Parliament

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›

• Man Who Breached The Racial Discrimination Act Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Andrew Bolt a Sky News after dark host who’s show regularly attracts 10’s of viewers has come out to today against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution. Mr Bolt’s stance follows the TV show host and blogger’s 2010 court appearance where… Read More ›

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