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• Dutton Demands Irish Border Be Shut To Keep Out Potato Blight

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese close the Irish border before the dreaded potato blight hits the country. ”This government needs to get off their backsides and take some action,” said the… Read More ›

• ScoMo Asks Jen To Ring In Sick For Him As Parliament Returns

  By theunozblog on 25/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s former Prime Minister and no fan of the UN Scott Morrison has today asked his wife Jen if she could ring his new boss the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and tell him he won’t be coming in to work… Read More ›

• Perrotet Jets Off To Japan Promises To Pick Up Some Duty Free For Barilaro

  By theunozblog on 21/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has jetted off to Japan for a trade mission, but not before promising the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro that he would pick up some duty free gear for him. ”A lot of NSW… Read More ›

• ScoMo Booked To Deliver Sermon To The Westboro Baptist Church

  By theunozblog on 19/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been booked to deliver a guest sermon to the controversial Westboro Baptist Church. ”It’s a bit of an exciting opportunity for not just me but Australia as a whole,”… Read More ›

• Albo’s Scar Throbs Indicating The Dark Lord Peter Dutton Has Returned

  By theunozblog on 18/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been struck down with a throbbing pain emanating from the scar on his forehead, an indication that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has returned to Canberra from his latest overseas jaunt. ”Albo knew straight away… Read More ›

• Sky News To Run A Telethon To Raise Funds For Cardinal Pell

  By theunozblog on 15/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has announced plans to hold a telethon to raise funds for Cardinal Pell’s upcoming legal battles. They’ve asked their viewers, all 6 of them, to please give generously. ”The Cardinal has touched so many,”… Read More ›

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