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• ScoMo & His Creepy Mate Invite Newly Single Rupert To A Boys Weekend In Manilla

  By theunozblog on 24/06/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former PM Scott Morrison and his creepy mate George Christensen have reached out to their newly single mate, Rupert Murdoch to invite him away to a boys weekend in the Philippino capital of Manilla. ”Scott and I’s boys weekends tend… Read More ›

• Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch And Jerry Hall Doing It

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/06/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›

• Greens Demand Australia Be Renamed As The “Us” In Australia Is Offensive To The Chronically Single

  By theunozblog on 22/06/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Greens Leader Adam Bandt has called upon the Prime Minister to rename the country as the use of “us” in Australia could be offensive to the chronically single. ”For too long, this country’s single people have been left behind,” said… Read More ›

• Dutton Shocked That Most People Don’t Consider Puppy Strangling A Hobby

  By theunozblog on 21/06/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Peter Dutton (yep, really) has expressed shock to his advisors after they told him that the general public wasn’t as into puppy strangling as a hobby as he was. ”Peter is still getting used to being the front… Read More ›

• ScoMo Condemns Albo For Failing To Cook Any Curries Or Build Any Chook Sheds

  By theunozblog on 17/06/2022 • ( 1 )

  

  Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders. ”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s… Read More ›

• Coogee Beach Takes Off On Backpacking Holiday

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/06/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›

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