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• Scott Tells Jen To Take The Shower Curtains When Packing Up Kirribilli

  By theunozblog on 23/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back… Read More ›

• Barnaby Asks Swinging Voters To At Least Let Him Poll Them

  By theunozblog on 19/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (for now) and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has pleaded with swinging voters to give him a chance and let him poll them. ”I know a lot of Australians don’t like me, but today… Read More ›

• How To Vote The Un-Australian Way

  By theunozblog on 19/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  As Australians we love our democracy and how it means we have a pool of twenty five million from whom to choose our best and brightest to be our leader. Sadly, the reality is we have more options when it… Read More ›

• Sky News Polls Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them And Declares ScoMo Will Win

  By theunozblog on 18/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has released polling that they’ve done with their viewers, all 6 of them, that shows Prime Minister Scott Morrison will comfortably win this Saturday’s election. ”Our polls indicate that over 83% of our viewers… Read More ›

• Nation’s Real Estate Agents Tell Tenants To Hand Over Their Super Or Else

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses. ”What a great a way to help our members gain more… Read More ›

• Katherine Deves Condemns The PM For Choosing To Identify As A Bulldozer

  By theunozblog on 16/05/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves has made a rare media appearance to condemn the Prime Minister, the man who selected her for her seat, for choosing to identify as a Bulldozer. ”What sort of example is the Prime… Read More ›

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