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• Nationals Demand Minister For Science Be Replaced With A Minister For Do Your Own Research

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Junior partner of Australia’s governing Coalition the National party have demanded that their colleagues the Liberals replace the Minister for Science with a Minister for Do Your Own Research. ”Look, why are we putting all our eggs in the… Read More ›

• PM Announces Election Slogan: ”It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”

  By theunozblog on 18/03/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›

• Barnaby Asks Josh When He wants Him To Come & Campaign in Kooyong

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has asked his colleague Treasurer Josh Frydenburg when he wants him to come on down to Kooyong and help him campaign. ”As Australia’s best retail politician I am always keen to help… Read More ›

• Barnaby Tells Albo He Should’ve Worked Harder On His Marriage

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told Opposition leader Anthony Albanese that he should’ve worked harder on his marriage, as Australian’s put great stock in a leader with a strong marriage. ”Albo can buy a new pair of… Read More ›

• Government Tipped To Cut Excise On Premium Unleaded And Raise It On E10

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Coalition Government (for now) is today tipped to announce that they will be cutting the fuel excise on premium unleaded petrol and raising it on E10, in an effort to curtail rising fuel costs. ”Don’t think we haven’t noticed… Read More ›

• Lismore Residents Report PM Missing Following His Disappearance

  By theunozblog on 14/03/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Worried residents of Lismore have filed a missing persons report with the police following the disappearance of the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing during his alleged visit to the town last week. ”I hope he’s alright, floods can be a… Read More ›

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