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• PM Tells Gladys That She’s Not His Friend Anymore

  By theunozblog on 02/02/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister (for now) little Scotty Morrison has popped his head up from his tree fort to declare that Gladys Berejiklian is not his friend anymore. ”Gladys Bere-what’s her-name is not my friend and she can just go away,”… Read More ›

• ScoMo Plans To Jump A Shark At The National Press Club

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing aka ”ScoMo” will today appear at the National Press Club (NPC), where he plans to jump over a shark. ”How good is jumping a shark?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”I’m sure… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Ash Barty No Need To Thank Him For Deporting Djokovic

  By theunozblog on 28/01/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent a note to tennis champion Ash Barty congratulating her on making the finals of the Australian Open and telling her there was no need to thank him for getting… Read More ›

• Barnaby Denies Hoarding Wives Claims There Is A Supply Issue

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s deputy Prime Minister And aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied claims that he is hoarding wives and instead has claimed that there is a supply issue causing all the problems. ”It’s very easy for people to… Read More ›

• ScoMo Congratulates Hi-5 On Topping The Hottest 100

  By theunozblog on 24/01/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a congratulatory tweet to children’s entertainers Hi-5, congratulating the band on topping the JJJ Hottest 100. The tweet was sent despite the hottest 100 being topped by the Wiggles and not Hi-5…. Read More ›

• Desperate ScoMo Considering Knighthood For Disgraced Prince Andrew

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been sounding out his colleagues over potentially knighting the recently demoted Prince Andrew. ”Scott, err, ScoMo is desperate for something to distract the public from all his recent failures,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›

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