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• ScoMo Tells The Girls It’s Only 40 Campaign Days Till Christmas

  By theunozblog on 15/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister (#LibSpill pending) Scotty from marketing has reminded his Girls that it’s only 40 campaign days till Christmas. ”Like most kids my Girls get very excited about Christmas,” said the PM. ”Heck, who could blame them, all those… Read More ›

• ScoMo Demands To Know Where Albo Was In 1963 When JFK Was Shot

  By theunozblog on 12/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has gone on the attack today condemning the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese for not declaring where he was in 1963 at the time American President JFK was killed. ”Albo likes to take shots at… Read More ›

• PM Tells Nation’s Journos To Watch Him Jump A Shark On His Motorbike

  By theunozblog on 11/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called the Nation’s journos to invite them to watch him today in a marginal electorate attempt to jump a shark on his brand new motorbike. ”I am nothing, if not a can do… Read More ›

• PM’s Creepy Mate Tells Him He Better Not Be Lying To Him About Manilla

  By theunozblog on 09/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or… Read More ›

• ScoMo Denies Being A Liar Saying “My Pants Aren’t Even On Fire”

  By theunozblog on 08/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian PM (#LibSpillPending) Scott Morrison has denied claims that he is a liar, telling those around him that he can’t be a liar as his pants aren’t on fire. ”It’s all well and good for people to throw around slurs… Read More ›

• Sky News Launches Australia’s Next Top Racist In Search For Jones’ Replacement

  By theunozblog on 05/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›

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