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• ScoMo Takes Gladys’ Lunch Money And Orders Her To Apologise For Calling Him A Bully

  By theunozblog on 31/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has today taken NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s lunch money and ordered her to apologise to the Nation for alleging that he was a bully. ”In the heat of the moment we sometimes say things… Read More ›

• ScoMo Assures Australia That We Won’t Open Up Till Jen And The Girls Are Fully Vaccinated

  By theunozblog on 30/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›

• ScoMo Thanks His Creepy Mate For The Pallet Of Ivermectin

  By theunozblog on 27/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen for the pallet of Ivermectin that the MP gifted Jen and the Girls. ”George is a very generous chap, when he heard of… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells His Creepy Mate To Ignore Clive And Stay Friends With Him

  By theunozblog on 24/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called upon his creepy mate George Christensen to ignore approaches from billionaire shit-stirrer Clive Palmer and stick with the Coalition. ”I know at the moment George feels like the popular girl at school,”… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Government To Establish A Pokies Bubble

  By theunozblog on 23/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian and her Government are looking to establish a pokies bubble to allow gamblers, preferably problem gamblers, access to their favourite pokies machine. ”Everyday this lockdown goes on the State is losing so much, sweet,… Read More ›

• ScoMo To Follow Astra Zeneca And Look To Rebrand The Government

  By theunozblog on 20/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scotty from marketing is tipped to follow the manufacturers of the vaccine Astra Zeneca and rebrand his Government, before the next election. ”Morrison or ScoMo as he likes to be branded has had a good run… Read More ›

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