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• ScoMo Tells Christina Holgate That The Apology Is ”In The Mail”

  By theunozblog on 14/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›

• Penis Drawn On Shire Man’s House Definitely A Banksy

  By theunozblog on 13/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  A shire householder is 100% certain that a penis and balls spray painted on the front wall of his house is the work of ironic guerrilla graffiti artist Banksy. “While the satirical point that he is trying to make is… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Women The Only Reason To Be On Your Knees Is To Pray

  By theunozblog on 08/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered the women of Australia a bit of life advice, telling them that the only reason to be on your knees is for prayer. The advice follows the revelation that his colleague Andrew Laming took… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Women To Wear Ankle Length Skirts So As Not To Tempt Andrew Laming

  By theunozblog on 06/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them. ”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that… Read More ›

• Column: Gina Rinehart’s Jokes And Joys

  By theunozblog on 05/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  To celebrate the launch of her brand new joke book, ”Jokes And Joy”, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and asked her to write a few jokes. What an honour it is for the (un)Australian… Read More ›

• BREAKING: ScoMo Sacks Laming, Porter And Announces An All Female Cabinet

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  April Fools! As if Scotty from marketing would do anything to make an actual difference. Stay tuned this weekend as the PM releases pictures of his latest Bunnings project and a stylised photoshoot with the Easter Bunny. Happy Easter! You… Read More ›

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