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• Porter Tells The Nation’s Scientists To Hurry Up And Invent A Time Machine Or That Gun From Men In Black

  By theunozblog on 31/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s newest Minister for Industry, Science And Innovation Christian Porter has called on the Nation’s scientists to “get cracking on inventing a time machine or better yet one of those guns from Men In Black that erases peoples memories.” ”It’s… Read More ›

• Dutton Celebrates Defence Promotion By Strangling A Puppy

  By theunozblog on 30/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is now Australia’s new Minister for Defence has celebrated his promotion to the role by indulging in his favourite hobby of strangling puppies. ”It’s quite an honour to be made Minister for Defence,” said… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Women To Be Thankful That Laming Shot Up That Girl’s Skirt With A Camera Instead Of A Gun

  By theunozblog on 29/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has told the Nation’s ladies to not be too up in arms over Andrew Laming shooting a girl’s butt with a camera – reminding them that, in other countries, women get shot with guns. ”I know the… Read More ›

• Porter Tipped To Be Named Minister For Women

  By theunozblog on 26/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Rumours are flying within the Canberra bubble that current Attorney General Christian Porter will be appointed Minister for Women over the weekend when the Prime Minister reshuffles his cabinet. ”I won’t respond to any rumours or scuttlebutt,” said the PM…. Read More ›

• PM Orders Desks Removed From All Female MP’s Offices To Avoid Temptation

  By theunozblog on 25/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has taken the first step in his pledge to clean up the Canberra bubble by ordering the removal of all desks located in Female MP’s offices, so as to avoid temptation to the many chronic masturbators working… Read More ›

• Joyce Tells PM To End The Stupid Bonk Ban For The Sake Of Canberra’s Desks

  By theunozblog on 24/03/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›

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