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• Christensen Tells PM Add Manila To The Half Price Flight List Or He’ll Quit The Coalition

  By theunozblog on 12/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the Government’s half price flight scheme or else he will quit the Coalition. “The PM needs to start taking… Read More ›

• Sky News Australia Announce New Signing Piers Morgan

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the network. The network is hoping that Morgan will help the network increase their ratings and… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Cabinet Not To Worry About Linda Reynolds As He’s Taken Her To A Lovely Farm

  By theunozblog on 10/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has moved to assure his cabinet colleagues that besieged Defence Minister Linda Reynolds is ok after not being seen in the office for a couple of weeks. The Prime Minister told cabinet that he has taken Minister… Read More ›

• Prince Andrew Sends Meghan Markle A Dozen Red Roses As A Thank You For The Distraction

  By theunozblog on 09/03/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Royal-in-exile Prince Andrew has sent fellow exiled Royal Meghan Markle a dozen red roses, following her and husband Prince Harry’s interview with media mega-star Oprah Winfrey. The roses had a note attached saying: ”Thanks for the distraction.” ”Prince Andrew has… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Asks His Staff When’s International Men’s Day

  By theunozblog on 08/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his staff why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as to… Read More ›

• ScoMo Heads To Bunnings To Buy A Bigger Broom And Carpet To Sweep Things Under

  By theunozblog on 05/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has knocked off work early for the day in order to head to his favourite shop Bunnings in order to pick up a bigger broom and carpet in order to sweep any future scandals… Read More ›

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