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• Morrison Reminds The Press That He’s Already Flogged Craig Kelly With The Warmest Of Lettuce

  By theunozblog on 08/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this morning taken the opportunity to remind the press that he has already flogged Government back bencher Craig Kelly with the warmest of lettuce. The reminder comes after Kelly spent the weekend posting conspiracy… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tells Doctors To Hurry Up And Get Vaccinating As He Wants To Have His Picture Taken

  By theunozblog on 05/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the countries doctors to start with the vaccinating as he is keen to have his picture taken and splashed across the front pages of the nation’s newspapers. ”To the Australian doctors I… Read More ›

• Kelly Worried Plibersek Is Suffering Hysteria Advises Her To Take A Course Of Leeches

  By theunozblog on 04/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government’s self-appointed ‘science’ minister Craig Kelly has told colleagues that he is concerned that Labor politician Tanya Plibersek is suffering from hysteria and is in urgent need of a course of leeches. ”Craig is most concerned about Tanya,… Read More ›

• St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack

  By theunozblog on 02/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner… Read More ›

• Scott Morrison Somehow Only Second Worst Politician From The Shire

  By theunozblog on 02/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The rest of Australia is reeling after making the alarming discovery that not only is Scomo not the worst politician in Australia, he’s not even the worst one from the Sutherland shire. “What the fuck do they put in the… Read More ›

• A Look Back At Kevin Andrew’s Achievements Over 30 Years In Parliament

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

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