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• Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›

• Sky News Defends It’s New Talk Show Hitler And Friends

  By theunozblog on 29/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has defended their new talk show Hitler and friends claiming the show is merely a former Dictator talking to his pals about how the World could be improved. ”The so-called ‘PC police’ are jumping… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Tells The PM That The Nationals Want An Open Marriage

  By theunozblog on 28/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Nationals Leader and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister that the Nationals are keen to swing and would like to turn the Coalition into an open marriage. ”Look, the Nat’s and the Libs… Read More ›

• Abbott Plans To Lead The Anzac Day March After Fighting In The Culture Wars

  By theunozblog on 27/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister and newly appointed IPA coffee boy Tony Abbott has told his friends and colleagues that he plans to lead this year’s Anzac Day March, in acknowledgement of his frequent participation in culture wars. ”I have always… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Seen Shopping At Chadstone’s King Of Knives Store

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners That It Wasn’t That Flash Of A Day For Him Back In 1997 Either

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed that the 1997 NRL grand final day wasn’t that flash of a day day for him in a speech delivered to the staff of Engadine McDonald’s. ”I know a lot of the… Read More ›

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