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• Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich

  By theunozblog on 30/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›

• The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!

  By theunozblog on 23/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2020 has definitely been a year to remember, or forget if you have… Read More ›

• Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble

  By theunozblog on 21/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry

  By theunozblog on 18/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›

• Government Announces New Welfare Initiative: MineKeeper

  By theunozblog on 17/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government has reacted swiftly to news that China will no longer be accepting the country’s coal by setting up a new welfare initiative, Minekeeper. “The very second I heard that our coal was not being taken I got… Read More ›

• Christensen Pleads With The PM To Open Up A Travel Bubble With The Philippines

  By theunozblog on 16/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has pleaded with the PM to start working quickly on establishing a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines, claiming lives are on the line. “It’s been a bloody long time since some… Read More ›

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