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• Pete Evans Shocked To Learn He Was To Star In I’m A Celebrity Not I’m A Nazi Get Me Out OF Here

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 10 and celebrity conspiracy theory peddler Pete Evans have mutually agreed to back out of their arrangement to work together after confusion arose over what the project entailed. The network believed they had hired Evans to star in the… Read More ›

• Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson

  By theunozblog on 16/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the… Read More ›

• George Christensen Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Foreign Affairs

  By theunozblog on 13/11/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a tersely worded email to the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing demanding to be appointed the Government’s official minister for foreign affairs. ”All this talk of a bonk ban in the… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Hastily Flicks Through The Bunnings Catalogue Looking For A Distraction

  By theunozblog on 12/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Calls For More Women To Work Under Him

  By theunozblog on 11/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Nationals back bencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government, of which he is a part of, to work harder to make sure that more women are working under him. ”I have been reflecting… Read More ›

• ‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying

  By theunozblog on 10/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Sitting in his underwear swigging from a gin bottle, the man the world knows as “Q” mumbles “I tried, I tried” before bursting into tears again.  The secretive founder of the Qanon movement has barely moved from his bedroom since… Read More ›

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