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• Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  As good as Donald Trump has been (for satirists) as American President it is time for a change. It’s time for a person who is ready to stand up for what they believe in. Someone who is willing to tell… Read More ›

• NSW Premier Tells Residents To Say Nup To The Melbourne Cup And Yes To The Pokies

  By theunozblog on 02/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has declared that she is saying nup to the Melbourne cup and has called upon all residents of NSW to join her in spending the day on the pokies instead of watching and betting on the… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Denies That He’s Ever Been To Queensland

  By theunozblog on 02/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election. ”I congratulate… Read More ›

• NRL Fans Urged To Take A Knee In Protest Of State Of Origin Anthem Ban

  By theunozblog on 30/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NRL fans are being urged to protest the decision to remove the national anthem from the soon to be held State of Origin series by taking a knee as the game starts. ”It’s a bloody outrage that they are not… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Announces Bec Judd As Guest High Court Judge

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that Melbourne based influencer Bec Judd will next year serve as a guest judge to the High Court. ”I was watching the Block this week with Jen and the Girls when I… Read More ›

• Cormann’s Colleagues Chip In To Buy Him A Golden Abacus As A Farewell Gift

  By theunozblog on 28/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Retiring Senator Matthias Cormann has thanked his colleagues after they presented him with a golden abacus as a farewell present. ”I am genuinely touched that my colleagues bestowed this beautiful and practical gift on me,” said the Minister for Finance…. Read More ›

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