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• Barnaby Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Women Promises To Inject A Stimulus

  By theunozblog on 08/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister do something for the countries Women by appointing him, the Member for New England as the countries Minister for Women. With a promise to urgently inject a stimulus… Read More ›

• Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Thanks Australian Government For The Tax Cuts

  By theunozblog on 07/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire owner of online ordering behemoth Amazon, has thanked the Australian Government for including income tax cuts in their 2020 budget. ”Great Government you have down there in Australia,” said Mr Bezos. ”Those income tax cuts will… Read More ›

• The UnOz’s Budget Winners And Losers

  By theunozblog on 06/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Winners The minority of Australians who still have a job and are therefore able to pay their taxes, will now be paying less tax. Pensioners – just kidding. Universities – psych! Pensioners, no joke, will be getting two extra one-off… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Moves The Budget Lock-Up To Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 06/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas. ”We… Read More ›

• Budget Turmoil After Cormann Revealed To Have Been The One To Crunch The Numbers

  By theunozblog on 05/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers man’ Finance Minister Mathias Cormann. ”This is an absolute disaster, who knows how far out… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing To Send Trump A Pete Evans Light Machine To Aid His Recovery

  By theunozblog on 03/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called celebrity chef Pete Evans to order one of his special light machines to send to American President Donald Trump to help aid his recovery from the Corona Virus. ”I am sure most… Read More ›

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