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• Farmers Pitching New TV Show ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ To Help Solve Fruit Picker Shortage

  By theunozblog on 02/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s farmers facing a pandemic led shortage of fruit pickers have approached the TV networks to pitch the show, ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ with hopes that it will lead to an influx of fruit pickers. ”Desperate times mate, you know… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners To Stand Down And Stand By

  By theunozblog on 01/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told the cleaners of Engadine Maccas to stand down and stand by, as this year’s NRL finals featuring the PM’s beloved Cronulla Sharks kick off this week. ”To the cleaners at not just… Read More ›

• Cardinal Pell Disappointed To Not Be Riding A Virgin Back To The Vatican

  By theunozblog on 30/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›

• Cardinal Pell Hopes To Touch Many More Lives On His Return To Rome

  By theunozblog on 29/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Cardinal Pell has told friends that he hopes to touch many more lives when he arrives in Rome later this week. The Cardinal has been given an exemption by the Government to return to the Vatican to ‘clean out’ his… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Aussie Kids To Consider Studying A Trade Like Carpentry, Plumbing Or Marketing

  By theunozblog on 28/09/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on the nation’s children to consider taking up a trade like carpentry, plumbing or marketing. “This country was built by tradies and we need more of them,” said Prime Minister ScoMo. ”Now is… Read More ›

• NSW And QLD Schools To Close Ahead Of NRL “Mad Monday” Celebrations

  By theunozblog on 25/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  State-run schools in NSW and Queensland have announced that they will close their doors next week ahead of NRL “Mad Monday” celebrations. The first Monday after the regular season is often a day “hijinks” for the players of teams eliminated… Read More ›

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