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• Scotty From Marketing Tells The Kids Their Tradie Brand Deodorant Father’s Day Gift Is Going Straight To The Pool Room

  By theunozblog on 07/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated Father’s day, telling colleagues that the gift that Jen and the Girls got him, a tin of Tradie brand deodorant was so good that it was going straight to the pool room…. Read More ›

• ScoMo Sees Nothing Wrong With Tradies Being Able To Take Arts Workers Lunch Money

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tipped To Name Abbott Special Envoy To Aged Care

  By theunozblog on 03/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems. ”I won’t confirm or deny that I… Read More ›

• Byron Shire Chosen As Location For Australia’s First 6G Tower

  By theunozblog on 02/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  It has been announced that the Byron Shire located on NSW’s North Coast has been chosen as the first place in the world to trial the new 6G technology, with plans to install towers in the coming months. “We understand… Read More ›

• Sky News Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Rise Up Against The Lockdown

  By theunozblog on 01/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Attributes Fall In Polls To Cooking Curries Over Spag Bol

  By theunozblog on 31/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his advisors to not worry too much about a fall in polling as it’s simply Australian’s being sick of him cooking curries instead of a more simple dish like spag bol. ”The… Read More ›

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