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• The Start Of Bushfire Season Prompts ScoMo To Push For International Borders To Open

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia. ”It’s… Read More ›

• Australians Ecstatic For Abbott To Head Overseas As Long As It’s On A One-Way Ticket

  By theunozblog on 27/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  With news breaking that former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been granted leave to travel to Britain to take on his new role as the UK’s trade ambassador, the majority of Australians have reported that they’re non-fussed by the… Read More ›

• Howard Makes Fast Recovery After Hearing Kids Talking About Putting Him In A “Home”

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard has made a fast recovery from his recent bout of appendicitis, telling friends that over-hearing his kids talking about putting him in an aged care home was just the inspiration he needed to get… Read More ›

• Roberts Injured After Standing Too Close To Microwave Whilst Wearing Tin Foil Hat

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has been injured after standing too close to his microwave whilst wearing his patented tin foil hat as he tried to zoom in to join parliament remotely. ”I would like to take… Read More ›

• Bob Katter Spends The Weekend Hunting For A New Mask

  By theunozblog on 24/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  With Parliament set to resume this week under Covid restrictions that include MP’s and staffers required to wear masks, the Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has spent the weekend hunting for just the right mask. ”It took awhile to find… Read More ›

• Column: Pete Evans’ Guide To Cooking Up A Conspiracy Theory

  By theunozblog on 21/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  When theunaustralian.net contacted me about being a columnist for their site, I was a little skeptical. Then the cheque cleared and suddenly, my skepticism was gone! Today I am going to talk you through how to cook up one of… Read More ›

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