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• Vaccines To Be Tested On News Corp Columnists Before Commencing Human Trials

  By theunozblog on 21/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The federal government has made its next move towards securing a workable Covid-19 vaccine for distribution in Australia, committing to test any prospective vaccines on News Corporation columnists before moving on to human trials. “Well, we wanted to exhaust all… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing To Release A “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” Coffee Cup

  By theunozblog on 20/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has held a press conference to announce the release of a commemorative “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” coffee cup to celebrate winning the as yet not… Read More ›

• Star Casino To Roll Out Financial Education Program In NSW Schools

  By theunozblog on 19/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys “Baccarat” Berejiklian has contracted the Star Casino to develop and deploy a financial education program for NSW schools. The move comes after reports surfaced of the Star Casino allowing underage people in to gamble. “It’s a no-brainer… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Demands To Return To Cabinet As Minister For Home Affairs

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has used his appearance on the ABC’s Q&A program to launch his campaign to be returned to the Prime Minister’s cabinet as the minister for home affairs. ”Peter Dutton is a top bloke and… Read More ›

• Dutton & ScoMo Vindicated After Report Finds That Governments Stop Boats Not Ships

  By theunozblog on 17/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing and his Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton have been telling all and sundry of their vindication after a self-commissioned investigation found that the Government was in charge of stopping boats not ships. ”I… Read More ›

• Christensen Offers To Quarantine In Manila Before Heading To Canberra For Parliament

  By theunozblog on 14/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has offered to go into quarantine in Manila the capital of the Philippines prior to flying to Canberra for the next sitting of parliament. ”In these pandemic times, everyone has to do what… Read More ›

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