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• NSW Premier Tells NRL They Can’t Return Before Schools

  By theunozblog on 16/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the NRL that she would not let the competition restart until she could ensure the safety of all the states’ children, by ensuring they were safe and sound back in school. “I realise we… Read More ›

• Musician In Critical Condition After Playing Recorder To Entertain Neighbours

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A recorder player is fighting for his life in intensive care after attempting to entertain the fellow residents of his block of flats with an impromptu concert from his balcony. “Barry had seen those YouTube videos from overseas of opera… Read More ›

• Dutton Declares That Border Force Stops Boats Not Ships

  By theunozblog on 15/04/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has declared that Border Force, of which he is in charge of is responsible for dealing with boats, not ships. Particularly not cruise ships ”A lot of people most notably the Twitterati have… Read More ›

• Bolt Incensed That The ABC Somehow Hacked Into The Herald Sun’s Front Page

  By theunozblog on 14/04/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s leading pedophile defender Andrew Bolt is incensed at the ABC, claiming that the National Broadcaster had somehow hacked into the Herald Sun newspaper and planted a story about Cardinal Pell being investigated by the police on the front page…. Read More ›

• Sky News Hoping To Crack The Elusive Triple Figures Viewership Numbers With Pell Interview

  By theunozblog on 14/04/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›

• Scientists Warn Kids To Scrub Their Easter Eggs Thoroughly With Soap And Water

  By theunozblog on 09/04/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  With the impending arrival of Easter, scientists have warned children all around the world to ensure that they scrub their chocolate Easter eggs thoroughly with soap and water before they consume them. “The Easter Bunny is travelling all around the… Read More ›

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